[ and, as promised-- alvin will walk out onto his driveway at some point and find his car covered in toilet paper, the kind with little flower borders and scented lightly like an old lady's closet.
on top of his gift-wrapped car (ha ha), he'll find a big cardboard sign that says: ]
[go outside? nah. take a peek out the window when he wakes up that morning? you bet.
so the guy actually went through with it, huh? touche. well, he's not going to spoil the fun for his housemates, so with a small snort to himself, he'll just go about his business and wait for someone else to discover the lovely present in their driveway.
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GIFT ; [ i'm so sorry ]
on top of his gift-wrapped car (ha ha), he'll find a big cardboard sign that says: ]
To Milla and Jude, with love. ♥
[ it comes with a 5 holly dollar coupon for
you guessed it
a 12-pack of toilet paper. ]
(don't be sorry, it's beautiful)
so the guy actually went through with it, huh? touche. well, he's not going to spoil the fun for his housemates, so with a small snort to himself, he'll just go about his business and wait for someone else to discover the lovely present in their driveway.
oops.]