ic contact;

[hellfryer]

Housing Number: 1500

"Hey -- kinda busy right now. Leave a message and I'll get back to you soon as I can, got it?"

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GIFT ; [ i'm so sorry ]

[dickering]

[ and, as promised-- alvin will walk out onto his driveway at some point and find his car covered in toilet paper, the kind with little flower borders and scented lightly like an old lady's closet.

on top of his gift-wrapped car (ha ha), he'll find a big cardboard sign that says: ]

To Milla and Jude, with love. ♥

[ it comes with a 5 holly dollar coupon for

you guessed it

a 12-pack of toilet paper. ]